I know that I’ll never call you mine, Estella, yet still I love you.
i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored
why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
Famous people trying to help other people pull their heads out of their asses.
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
yo, ho all hands
hoist the colours high
heave ho,thieves and beggars
never shall we die
i honestly love this more than anything in the world
i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real
SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL MONTH I THINK :D
SO happy for these two
And I seriously love the fact that working on this show made her realise that she is a lesbian…I’m just imagining her writing a Piper/Alex scene and just having a ‘HOLY FUCK I AM SO LESBIAN’ moment :D
Orange is the New Black
Helping ladies realise that lesbianism is the way :D
Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.
This looks like something cecil would say on the air after having a falling out with carlos over the existence of angels or mountains or some shit
a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all
ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top